👶 Kid's Joke of the Day

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the recess ball go to therapy?

Because it was feeling deflated!

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band

Why did the computer go to the principal's office?

It had a little glitch!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

Why did the science teacher break up with the history teacher?

Because there was no chemistry between them!

Why did the snake stop playing cards?

Because he lost his scales!

What do you call a bear with a bad memory?

For-getful!