👶 Kid's Joke of the Day

Why don't zebras play hide-and-seek?

Because they're always spotted!

What kind of math do chickens like?

Egg-gebra!

What did the octopus say to his girlfriend?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

What's a sheep's favorite type of music?

Baa-rock!

Why did the book go to the principal's office?

Because it had too many issues!

Why did the pencil go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little dull!

Why was the sandwich the most popular kid at the school picnic?

Because it was always packed with fun!