👶 Kid's Joke of the Day

Why did the snail cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?

A geome-tree!

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?

Because he kept dropping his trunks!

Why did the eraser always do well on tests?

Because it knew how to fix its mistakes!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why did the history book get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept repeating itself!

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

Why did the chicken wear a rainbow sweater?

To show off its egg-cellent colors!