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Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.
Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary, or can I just walk right in?
What is blue but does not weigh very much?
Light Blue
I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment
to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner
We started planning our wedding with a simple vision: close friends, family, and a modest budget.
Then we added our parents' friends, and their friends' friends, and now we're just crowd-funding a small town.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I went to the bakery and saw a pie with a face on it
It was a pie-oneer in facial recognition
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.
Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that
management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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