Dad Joke of the Day

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said

I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

I told my kids we were going to a grape concert

So I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a huge display of eggs. The kids were cracking each other up, making jokes about eggs, and we started talking about omelets and scrambled eggs. I asked the store manager if they had any special deals on eggs, and he said

So I was at the garden center with my kids, and we saw a beautiful display of flowers and plants. The kids were amazed by all the different colors and smells, and we started learning about the different types of blooms. I asked the gardener what his favorite flower was to grow, and he said it was

So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.