🏆 Top Rated Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

I've been dating a girl who's into erotic photography, and she asked me to pose for her.

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

I saw a guy's dating profile where he described himself as 'low-key' and looking for 'good vibes only.'

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the snowman go to the party?

I tried to catch a fish with my bare hands

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

¿Por qué la computadora fue al doctor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Documentation.

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

I've been working on my emotional regulation in therapy

On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

I was running late for work and spilled coffee all over my shirt, so I

What do you call a cat that's a great listener?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

¿Qué le dijo un reloj a otro reloj?

Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

Why was the stuffing feeling anxious on Thanksgiving?

My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

I bought a new pair of jeans that actually have real, functional pockets.

What kind of a key can't open any doors?

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I finally blocked out an hour for 'self-care' last night.