🦃 Thanksgiving Joke of the Day

At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

It's about an hour after dinner, when everyone's successfully entered their food coma.

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

It's the one time of year where we gather around the table and pretend to like each other's cooking.

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he was a drumstick!

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!