🦃 Thanksgiving Joke of the Day

What did the Thanksgiving stuffing say after it was praised by everyone at the dinner table?

“I'm just so *full* of myself!”

Alright everyone, before I start carving into this magnificent bird...

...just remember, there's no *fowl* play allowed at this table!

This turkey looks absolutely perfect, and I can tell from its juicy texture...

...it's going to be the *breast* Thanksgiving ever!

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want you to know...

...I always try to stay 'ahead of the carve!'

My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.

Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.

Alright everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Now, if I can just get this carving knife to cooperate...

...we'll have this bird *dis-jointed* in no time!

Why did the Thanksgiving turkey decide to run for office?

It was tired of always being roasted.

What do you call a lazy turkey?

A bird that won't lift a wing!

Every Thanksgiving, my grandma asks me the same question about my love life.

By dessert, I'm usually considering proposing to the mashed potatoes.