💘 Valentine's Day Joke of the Day

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a little 'prickly' feeling!

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

Because it was looking for a sweet relationship

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together