💍 Wedding Joke of the Day

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on track with our budget.

Now we need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner.

Before we got married, my husband used to send me flowers and chocolates every week.

Now, if he brings home the *right* kind of toilet paper without being asked, I know it's true love.

I asked the bride this morning if she had any last-minute jitters about standing up in front of all these people.

She looked at me and said, 'Not at all! I'm just worried about standing up to *him* for the rest of my life!'

Marriage is like a great restaurant

It starts with a great menu, but after a while, you're just happy to get a seat at the table and not have to do the dishes

I remember when the groom used to spend his Saturdays glued to the TV, watching sports marathons and playing video games all day long.

Now, he spends his Saturdays helping the bride choose curtain fabric and learning the difference between ecru and ivory. That's not just love; that's dedication, folks.

We started planning our wedding with a budget that felt reasonable and manageable.

Now, we just tell people our theme is 'financially irresponsible chic.'

I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be together

They said it was love at first sight, but I think it was just because they both swiped right

I told my wife she was drawing our bedroom curtains the wrong way

and now we haven't seen each other in weeks

We started making our wedding guest list

and realized we needed a data analyst to help us negotiate the 'who gets cut' conversations with our families.