🎃 Halloween Joke of the Day

Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they're afraid of getting smashed!

Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

Because it was loaded with too much "sweet" cargo!

Why did the mummy cancel his plans?

He was all wrapped up!

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

Because it was struggling to paws for reflection!

Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

In case he needed to super-size his candy bag!

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was to die for

What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!

Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?

Because he was great at delivering scary letters

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.