Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer

What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

You're always stringing me along, but I'm pining for a simpler look this year.

What do you call a snowman who's a great listener?

Chill

Why did Santa's annual performance review get delayed?

He was waiting for some *claus-ific* feedback!