Why did Santa invest in noise-cancelling headphones?

He was tired of hearing 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' on repeat for two months straight.

Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?

They wanted to make sure every toy was *present*-able.

What's Santa's favorite navigational app for his sleigh?

Waze, because it helps him avoid all the 'Silent Nights'!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet