What's a Christmas tree's favorite social media platform?

Pine-terest.

Why did the head elf install a new time clock in the workshop?

He wanted to make sure everyone was working around the claus.

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!