Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

He just couldn't play Twister without using all his tentacles!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the werewolf try to book an appointment at the dog groomer?

He heard they give excellent howl-cuts!