Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Christmas party?

Because he was outstanding in his field of holiday cheer

Why did the snowman go to the party?

Because he heard it was a cooler event.

Why did the North Pole factory implement a "bring your pet to work" day?

The elves needed some re-indeer-forcement.

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!