What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spell-ing!

Why did the werewolf always have trouble eating spaghetti?

He kept getting hair in his marinara sauce!

Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

Because he heard it was a real scream

Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?

Because it was having a ruff day and he wanted a paws-itive diagnosis!