๐ Halloween Joke
Spooky PunsMonday, September 7, 2026
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
More Halloween Jokes
Why did the mummy cancel his plans?
He was all wrapped up!
Why did Dracula get politely asked to leave the blood bank?
He kept asking if they had a 'frequent donor' program.
Why did the candy go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little sour!
Why did the Genie get so frustrated at the DMV?
He kept trying to wish for a faster line!
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