Why did the werewolf try to book an appointment at the dog groomer?

He heard they give excellent howl-cuts!

Why did Medusa have trouble getting her driver's license photo taken?

Every time she looked at the camera, she froze the picture!

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

Because it wanted to find a job that was a good fit for its skill set and didn't involve hiding under bridges all day.

Why did the candy corn go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little corny!