Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

No one who? Exactly. There's literally nobody here. I just wanted to see if the door was locked.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to someone, I'm feeling a little drained.

Knock knock. Who's there? Repeat.

Repeat who? *sigh* Fine. Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dictionary.

Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wait.

Wait who? Wait a second, I thought *you* were supposed to tell *me* who's there!

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