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Friday, July 10, 2026

AI-generated illustration for knock-knock joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!

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