Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Thursday, June 4, 2026

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to someone, I'm feeling a little drained.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Oblivion.

Oblivion who? *everything ceases to exist*

Knock knock. Who's there? Byte.

Byte who? I'm having a little trouble processing your question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat

Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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