Why did the Christmas stocking go to therapy?

It had a lot of hang-ups.

Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

He needed someone to manage all the 'claus-es' in his annual budget.

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.

Why do parents strategically place all the presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve?

To make sure they're all 'grounded' until morning!