Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

A moo-sical choir

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy during the holiday season?

Because he was feeling crumby about his Christmas cookie expectations!