Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was to die for

Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

He couldn't remember if he was supposed to wrap the candy or unwrap it!