Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

In case he needed to super-size his candy bag!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the monster get detention after trick-or-treating?

He was ghoul-ty of taking too many treats!

Why did the werewolf have trouble paying his rent on time?

Because he was always having a hairy month!