๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraMonday, June 8, 2026
I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation
so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019
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I've been practicing mindfulness in therapy to manage my anxiety
now I'm aware of every thought, including the one that says I'm still not doing the dishes
I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.
She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.
Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.
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