Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks

because 'burnout is just a state of mind'

I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,

but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.

My therapist said my anxious attachment style makes me constantly seek reassurance.

So I immediately texted her to ask if she thought I was doing okay.

I tried cutting out avocado toast to save money for a down payment.

Turns out the problem wasn't the avocado toast, it was the entire housing market.