Why did the werewolf only go to the barber once a month?

Because he only needed a trim during the full moon.

Why did the vampire go to the dance club?

Because he heard it was a bloody good time!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was a bloody good cup of coffee.