Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a shell-abrate greeting card to its friend.

Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

Because it was feeling a little wrapped up in its problems.

Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?

Because it heard they had a paws-itive coffee blend

Why did Medusa have trouble taking selfies?

Every time she tried, she'd just freeze up!