Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?

Because it was having a ruff day and he wanted a paws-itive diagnosis!

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was to die for

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?

Because he had a bone to pick with the admission price.