Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?

Because it was having a ruff day and he wanted a paws-itive diagnosis!

What do ghosts like to put on their pancakes?

Boo-berry syrup!

Why did the witch get invited to all the Halloween parties?

Because she had the best spell-binding personality!

Why did the Invisible Man get lost at the library?

Because he couldn't find his place in the Dewey Decimal System!