I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.

I took my car into the shop the other day because it was making a weird knocking sound under the hood. The mechanic spent a long time listening carefully and checking all the hoses and belts.

He said he needed to do some intensive car-diology.