I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics

and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us

I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius

Why did the pencil go to the party?

To draw attention to itself.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised