Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

Why did the werewolf get confused at the pet store's grooming section?

He didn't know if he was supposed to ask for a trim or a *howl*-cut!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!