I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

I love how our company says 'we're a family here'

except when it's performance review time and suddenly I'm a foster kid up for adoption

I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update,

but my manager said that would undermine the 'synergy' we create by all staring at each other in silence for 15 minutes.