๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSunday, August 30, 2026
I just saw a 'cozy starter home' listed for half a million dollars.
The 'starter' part must refer to starting your multi-decade debt spiral.
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I asked my manager why our meeting couldn't have been an email
And they said 'because then we wouldn't have had the opportunity to synergize our thought processes and disrupt the paradigm of traditional communication'
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
My therapist told me I need to be more present.
So I opened a new tab on my phone to Google 'mindfulness techniques' during our session.
I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
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