✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyWednesday, April 1, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat.
Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in, it's a-maize-ing!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivan.
Ivan who? Ivan telling you to open this door for ages, my knuckles are practically knocking themselves!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.
Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Noah.
Noah who? Noah body's home, I'm ark-ing around for someone to let me in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupt
tion. Wait, no. I'm not going to finish the joke. I'm just going to leave you hanging like this, because that's kind of like life, isn't it?
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