What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

Because it wanted to find a job that was a good fit for its skill set and didn't involve hiding under bridges all day.

Why did the pumpkin sit alone at the Halloween party?

Because it was jack-o'-lonely!

Why did the witch's cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist