Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the banshee go to voice therapy?

Because it wanted to learn to scream more constructively.

Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?

Because it heard they had a paws-itive coffee blend

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

You're gourd at that job!