Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Deer-spectless

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'