Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

Donut who? Donut even think about leaving me out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dictionary.

Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?