Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Brew.

Brew who? Tea-rific to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to stitch together a decent joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.

Canoe who? Canoe let me in, it's freezing out here!