Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis, but I'm paws-itive I'll fur-get about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Uriah.

Uriah who? Uriah-lly didn't see that pun coming, did you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

Tell me who? No, *you're* supposed to tell *me* who's there. I'm the one who knocked, and now I'm waiting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Elijah.

Elijah who? A light bulb just went off, I've got a brilliant idea for a joke!