Knock knock. Who's there? The.

The who? The door, silly! You just opened it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.

Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupt

tion. Wait, no. I'm not going to finish the joke. I'm just going to leave you hanging like this, because that's kind of like life, isn't it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!