Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I'm shell-shocked by how much I love oysters, they're a real pearl of a snack.

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.