Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

I decided to become a mushroom farmer

Because I heard it's a fun-gi career

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'

I'm shell-shocked I forgot to buy eggs at the store.