I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog, but the dog wasn't bringing the ball back. Instead, it was just running around in circles, looking really confused. The owner was getting frustrated, so I decided to ask him what was wrong

and he said his dog was paws-itive it was a fetch-failure