Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

He just couldn't play Twister without using all his tentacles!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why did Dracula get politely asked to leave the blood bank?

He kept asking if they had a 'frequent donor' program.

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.