Why did the vampire go to the dance party?

Because he heard it was a bloody good time.

Why did Medusa finally get a haircut?

Because she was tired of all her split ends turning to stone.

Why did the vampire go to the dance party?

Because he heard it was a bloody good time.

Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!