Why did the pumpkin cross the road on Halloween night?

To get to the candy corn-er!

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.