Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her clients into stone and they never came back for a trim!

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

Because it was struggling to paws for reflection.

What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?

You're always draining my resources.

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

Because he wanted a bloody good haircut.