Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was a bloody good cup of coffee.

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

He couldn't remember if he was supposed to wrap the candy or unwrap it!