Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its costume and get some paws-itive candy

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did Medusa get terrible service at the hair salon?

Because every time the stylist looked at her, they turned to stone!

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house