Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the Yeti get kicked out of the coffee shop?

Because it was caught abominably hogging the WiFi

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

You're gourd at that job!