๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, April 2, 2026
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house
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My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.
I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'
My boss told us 'we're a family here,'
which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.
I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
I'm thinking about starting a family.
But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.
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