My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'

I immediately checked my organ donor status.

My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.

So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.

My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.

I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'

I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.