👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadWednesday, July 8, 2026
I was trying to teach my kids about gardening, and we planted a small tree in our backyard. They were excited to see it grow, and we started talking about the different types of trees you can plant. I asked my kids what they thought our tree would look like in a few years, and they said
it would be a tree-mendous success!
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