What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador!

So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently

and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!

I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.