Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I guess it was still trying to perk up.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!