I took my dog to the vet and he said my dog was feeling ruff.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.