Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

He just couldn't play Twister without using all his tentacles!

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

Ice scream!