What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

You're gourd at that job!

Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

In case he needed to super-size his candy bag!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the candy go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little sour!