✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyFriday, July 10, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.
Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Wu
Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go
Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'
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