✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyFriday, July 10, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Marmalade.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Wu
Wu who? Wu don't know, it's a Chinese puzzle to me, but I'm paws-itive I'll figure it out, fur-get about it!
Knock knock. Who's there? Sew
Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to stitch together a decent joke.
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